hohnstreiterrific blog of A & V!!

………The following ‘gems of wisdom’ are gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,junior high, high school, and college students of USA:

>”The sun never set on the british empire because the british empire is in the east and sun sets in the west”

>”After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline!”

>”A census taker is a man who goes from house to house incresing the population!!”..lol..

>”Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin.Oxygin is a pure gin.Hydrogin is gin and water.”

>”Blood flows doen one leg and up the other.”

>”The parts of speech are lungs and air.”

>”The inhabitans of moscow are called mosquitoes.”

>”Most of the houses in france are made of plaster of paris.”

>”The spinal colun is a long bunch of bones.The head sits on top and you sit on the bottom.”

>”The word trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.”

>”Iron was discovered because someone smelt it!”

>”A myth is a female moth.”

>”Queen victoria was the longest queen.She sat on a thorn for 63 years!”
……………………………Now hope you  understood how great we indians are. . . . !